that satan is a bad man.

let me set the scene.

griff, sitting peacefully.

enter eliza.

she can't keep her FREAKING hands off of him.

me:"eliza, please leave griff alone, he's happy just sitting there."

no response.

she picks him up, gives him a squeeze, he cries.

me:"leave him."

again, no response.

she picks him up again, gives him a squeeze again, he cries again.

me:"eliza, is there something wrong with your brain today that you can't listen and obey?"

eliza:"mom, there is nothing wrong with my brain, i think satan is tempting me to not listen to you. and its working. that satan is a bad man."

how do you argue with that.

eliza 1.

satan 1.

mom...0.